Nagisa loved food. If he could, he would make a living out of being a competitive eater. He's pretty sure he could win at a strawberry eating contest. Or a pizza eating contest. Or a steamed crab eating contest. He might not be able to win a salad eating contest though. Not one made out of whatever Rei had just set down in front of him. “Rei-chan...”
Rei pushed up his glasses. “The last time you spent the night you ate two pizzas on your own-”
“I paid for them!”
“Yesterday at school, your entire lunch was made up of sweet bread from the cafeteria-
“I paid for those too!”
“And today you ate nothing but yakisoba bread for lunch with two cups of ice cream. If you want to be in top shape for the next swimming tournament, you're going to have to change your diet.”
Nagisa pouted, his cheeks puffing outward. “That's a whole year away!”
“It is never too early to get started. Now, this salad is full of vitamin rich vegetables and has a low-calorie dressing-”
“I don't want to eat it!”
“You must!”
“You'll have to make me!”
“Stop being so childish-”
Ah, the magic word. Sometimes being called a child would set Nagisa off into a rage. Other times, it gave him wicked ideas. Today was a wicked idea day.
“If I'm such a child, you'll have to feed it to me then.”
“...what?”
“I said, feed me Rei-chan! Like I was a little baby!” Nagisa batted his eyelashes as his friend turned pink in the face.
“I- you – what -” Rei sputtered before he closed his eyes and thought of calming mathematical equations. “Very well. But you must swallow what I feed you!”
“Okay~” Nagisa grinned, opening his mouth, waiting to be fed. Rei moved around the table to feed him, careful not to poke the other boy with the fork as he placed the food inside his mouth.
Nagisa chewed the bit of salad he had been given, all joy at having bent Rei to his will leaving when he tasted the salad. It was seriously gross! But he made a promise to swallow what he had been fed. “UGH OH MY GOD REI THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SALAD EVER!” He wailed, trying to wipe his tongue off with his hands after he had swallowed the one bite he had had down.
Rei frowned, “We're not ordering pizza.”
“Can't we just have pickled vegetables and miso soup and fish? That's healthy! And you make it real good all on your own!” Nagisa pleaded.
Rei looked down at the salad and tried a bit. How could it be so bad- “...yes. We'll have that then. Will you help me make it?” How could such a beautiful salad taste so terrible?!
Nagisa nodded his head vigorously, “Of course I'll help!” He was glad Rei didn't like the salad either. They did have a whole year to try to eat better, maybe Rei's salad making skills would improve by then! For now, a typical evening meal would have to suffice. Nagisa was pretty sure he could win a grilled fish eating contest too, but only if it wasn't saba and only if Haruka hadn't entered as well.
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(Happy White Day, from Jess <http://foundingfathersfbconvos.tumblr.com/>)
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Rei pushed up his glasses. “The last time you spent the night you ate two pizzas on your own-”
“I paid for them!”
“Yesterday at school, your entire lunch was made up of sweet bread from the cafeteria-
“I paid for those too!”
“And today you ate nothing but yakisoba bread for lunch with two cups of ice cream. If you want to be in top shape for the next swimming tournament, you're going to have to change your diet.”
Nagisa pouted, his cheeks puffing outward. “That's a whole year away!”
“It is never too early to get started. Now, this salad is full of vitamin rich vegetables and has a low-calorie dressing-”
“I don't want to eat it!”
“You must!”
“You'll have to make me!”
“Stop being so childish-”
Ah, the magic word. Sometimes being called a child would set Nagisa off into a rage. Other times, it gave him wicked ideas. Today was a wicked idea day.
“If I'm such a child, you'll have to feed it to me then.”
“...what?”
“I said, feed me Rei-chan! Like I was a little baby!” Nagisa batted his eyelashes as his friend turned pink in the face.
“I- you – what -” Rei sputtered before he closed his eyes and thought of calming mathematical equations. “Very well. But you must swallow what I feed you!”
“Okay~” Nagisa grinned, opening his mouth, waiting to be fed. Rei moved around the table to feed him, careful not to poke the other boy with the fork as he placed the food inside his mouth.
Nagisa chewed the bit of salad he had been given, all joy at having bent Rei to his will leaving when he tasted the salad. It was seriously gross! But he made a promise to swallow what he had been fed. “UGH OH MY GOD REI THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SALAD EVER!” He wailed, trying to wipe his tongue off with his hands after he had swallowed the one bite he had had down.
Rei frowned, “We're not ordering pizza.”
“Can't we just have pickled vegetables and miso soup and fish? That's healthy! And you make it real good all on your own!” Nagisa pleaded.
Rei looked down at the salad and tried a bit. How could it be so bad- “...yes. We'll have that then. Will you help me make it?” How could such a beautiful salad taste so terrible?!
Nagisa nodded his head vigorously, “Of course I'll help!” He was glad Rei didn't like the salad either. They did have a whole year to try to eat better, maybe Rei's salad making skills would improve by then! For now, a typical evening meal would have to suffice. Nagisa was pretty sure he could win a grilled fish eating contest too, but only if it wasn't saba and only if Haruka hadn't entered as well.
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(Happy White Day, from Jess <http://foundingfathersfbconvos.tumblr.com/>)